Wednesday, May 30, 2012

I'm baaaaack

Wait...So it's actually been like exactly 7 months since my last post. Not sure what I was doing that I thought was so important..but whatever.

Times they are a changin'. Anna and I packed up and moved right out of the 1214 and I'm now bunking with boyfriend over the summer. Funny how that worked out, huh? Went from 'no boyfriends' to 'living with boyfriend'. Whatever.

SO this summmmerrrr is full of partays and the beach and getting super TAN and HOT! Except I'm totally kidding. I haven't been to the beach once and the only party I attended ended up with me losing one too many games of battle shots and leaving around midnight, crying and shoeless. True Story.

So the only thing that I have REALLY accomplished this summer is working a lot (at least it's air conditioned in the store, right?) and day dreaming about recruitment and living in the DeLtA sHeLtA! Seriously though. I got on recruitment committee and we have all the outfits and decorations mapped out and I just can hardly contain my excitement! And the thought of living in the house with my little Vik and everyone, omgosh I can't handle it.

Another entertaining activity: reviewing the girls who I know will be going through recruitment and laughing. Seriously, like, you have no idea yet, stop thinking you do. No, I don't mean hazing. We like actually don't do that. But recruitment is painful enough, I would say. But sorry, princess, you already trashed sororities on a FB page, not to mention plenty enough of us know who you are. You'll probably end up in the exact same middle-teir house your mama was in. Too bad! Be nicer next time. You don't get to trash houses until you're already in one! And even then...just stop.

Things that will not help you during recruitment:

1) Proclaiming your love for boys in "Sperry's"
2) Trashing sororities on a university-wide viewed website
3) Pissing off girls from several houses while you're still in High School..
4) Tweeting about how your friend is in a "frat"... It's a fraternity you cow
5) Having an unflattering pic as your prof pic just because you're wearing a neon snapback...
6) Taking your self-made fantasy of being a princess so far as to WEAR A SHIRT that eludes to you being a princess...I'm sorry, but where did you even find that? I DARE you to bring up the 'fact' that you're a princess during recruitment.

Haha kayyy welll boyfriend is getting home from work soon! Gotta goooo

LOVE,
C "summer lovin'" M