Belated Thanks and White Girl Problems

So I am sick AF. Like seriously might be dying. But as I lay here I am thinking about all these frustrating little things going on, and realized they are all ridiculous little things that are most definitely white girl and/or first world problems.

1. I had to miss getting my picture taken with the President of the University yesterday because I'm sick
2. I have to make an appointment to reschedule this picture
3. My manicure is grown out that awkward amount where it's kind of noticable but not enough to get redone
4. There's nothing on tv so I'm watching sports center
5. I can only cuddle with my cat when my boyfriend is not around because he's deathly allergic to the cat
6. My boyfriend's phone is possibly dead and I won't see him for 20 more minutes.
7. I probably am not going to get all of my study hours this week unless I pull my shit together in time for tonight
8. I would love a glass of wine but my mom and I drank it all over break
9. Finals week is almost here :(
10. Winter break is still like 2 weeks away
11. There aren't any presents under my Christmas tree yet
12. I have seen ann ban like ONCE in the past 2 weeks.
13. Everyone keeps asking me what I want for Christmas but I don't know
14. I do know what I'm getting from my boyfriend and it's big and sparkly and I want it
15. I'm writing this from my iPhone which isn't quite as easy as the Mac daddy
16. Especially since my iPhone screen is cracked

That's enough. Anyway, my point is thatttt I should Probably stop complaining and be thankful that I have an amazing boyfriend, family, friends, roommate, have an awesome phone and computer and stuff like that. I know thanksgiving was over but I completely neglected the blog over break so here it is.

Peace and blessans, peace and blessans,
C "being super deep today" M

Birthday Eve Study Hours

Tonight has been an adventure.

I arrived approximately two minutes and fourteen seconds late to my first chapter formal meeting and ended up sitting awkwardly too close to the french doors that lead into the White Room for the duration of the meeting in which my foot fell asleep. After the meeting Vik and I promptly gave our apologies to the president for looking like typical new members (new actives? Yay for initiation!) in front of the Field Consultant who is in town for the weekend. We then darted to the nearest first floor bathroom, ripped off our dresses and stupid heels (which are NOT made for sprinting down Clinton street, let me tell ya) and exchanged them for frumpy shirts and yoga pants and skidaddled down to Currier to begin our study hours for the week.

Now, being the princess that I am, I dropped my calc class a week or so ago simply because I didn't have to take it, and didn't want to. I instead picked up a one semester hour bearing online course on how to manage money (it didn't help). As a result of my whining and course-dropping, I am now only enrolled in 3 actual classes...Needless to say I rarely have homework. So as my lovely sisters are slaving away over their laptops, I am whining about how my MacBook Pro only has 3 battery dots when I push the little side button and stole Vik's charger so my dear computer wouldn't die as I surf through Stumble Upon.

Stumble Upon. Mother Fucking Stumble Upon. I cannot stress enough how disappointed I am in you. Firstly, I log on to my first stumble being a painting of a pig with goggles parachuting (tha fuck?), should've known it would be rough right from that moment. But of course I'm BaF (bored as fuck) and kept on stumblin' like it was a Friday night at Summit. 

So eventually I come across a page that seems worth my time! It was a page from www.lifed.com entitled Top 100: Best Movies (of All-Time) (OF ALL TIME hashtagKanyeRefenceee! el oh el). I was like aright aright sounds legit. So I started checkin' it out. 

The first thing that was obviously wrong was that the Lion King was ranked like #97 or some shit. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THE LION KING?! That EASILY should've cracked the top 10, dubya tee eff. Seriously, look me in the eye and tell me Hakuna Matata isn't the catchiest god damn song you've ever heard on a disney channel movie? Are you really going to challenge Hakuna Matata with like Mulan tunes or some shit? Fuck no you're not. But whatevs, i kept searching...

...And noticed a fucking lot of pixar movies.. like Ratatouille, Wall-E... Sorry but those movies have NOT been out long enough to get praised enough to beat the Lion King. Even if you like them like the same, maybe (which you SHOULDN'T because TLK kicks ASS) seniority rules and TLK wins. Still, kept on truckin'. 

#13: Citizen Kane. CITIZEN FUCKING KANE. I have hated this movie ever since the days of Grant Mastain and his laser pointer in my Jr. year Mass Media Class. And thank you to Alex Mastain for referring us all to a certain youtube clip from family guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILSbYH9pvjQ). Alex (aka Val) has one purpose in this world, and that was getting me that extra credit for showing that clip. I don't care that everyone thinks that movie is a classic or whatever. I am NOT a fan. Sorry bout it.

At this point, I figured that I was almost done anyway so I might as well continue. The next twelve entries came and went as inaccurately ranked as the previous ones. And then I realized something... Titanic was not at all in the top 100. Ok, so you fucked over the best Disney movie ever made, are probably getting paid under the table by some pixar shareholder, and are on the bandwagon for thinking Citizen Kane is more than a waste of two hours of your life... BUT NOT RANKING THE TITANIC? Absolute blasphemy. I cannot believe it. Titanic! Ok sooo yeah, the icebergs and the ocean water are just as cold and fake looking as a certain WBHS senior cheerleader, but you CANNOT tell me that you're not crying by the end of that movie, whether it be from the story or Leo's pure beauty.

But ya know what? I'm not gonna let it get me down. Because tomorrow is my fuckin birthday! I don't have Chem Lab (ALWAYS a plus!), don't have to work, and am going out to dinner with some really fun people (and probably receiving some extremely mortifying gifts from said people). I'm gonna wake up feeling EVEN BETTER than P. Diddy, because not only is it my birthday, but I will be 18 years of age! Finally legal! I can go buy porn and cigarettes and go to the hookah bar and strip club! But ya know what, I think instead of all that, I'm gonna go rent Titanic from ROAR. Eff www.lifed.com.

Over and Out!
Cait "It Girl" McKillip

Doubleteamed.

Hiiiii it's Cait. I'm sitting in Study Hours with nothing to do. So fucking convenient that there are days where i have absolutely nothing to do but Facebook stalk for hours on end and then there are other days where i have two 1000 page papers due and 7 exams to study for. I swear that professors intentionally sync that shit up. I guess I could be working on memorizing my lines for Basic Acting, but lesbi-honest, I was an actor at West Branch so learning my lines at any moment before opening night would be straight up ludicrous. Speaking of... it's Hell Week at the good ol WB. I have never NOT missed high school so much in my life. Except for painting the stage...naked..ohhh a splinter! HA well nowww I'm just rambling and typing  out inside jokes that will only be understood by one Elizabeth McCrory (Hi Jizz!).

OK. The REAL point of the post: Anna and I both invited our boyfriends over last night. At the same time. This is the first time we have all four been together since the Golden Rule has been tarnished. Anna and I were really excited about it, like HELL YEAH we wanna all hang out! It's like a double date sleepover! 

Mistake. Those boys ganged up on us worse than Jeff and I gang up on people in CyberSpace. Not to mention they are strangely similar for being so different, if that makes any sense (I know it doesn't..it's fine). We attempted to do a Facebook survey as Anna and I often do together and the boys kept giving bullshit/degrading/disgusting answers, but it ended up getting deleted twice so we gave that up faster than Kim Kardashian gave up her marriage. It was sort of some weird twisted version of the newly wed game, except without giant heart-shaped booths. Really, the only good thing that came out of last night were the grossly adorable PhotoBooth pics Jeffy & I took. One's on Facebook, creep your hearts out.

And the weird thing is, even after being doubleteamed by our boyfriends, Anna and I remain as domesticated as ever! She cleaned the EFF out of our room today-as if it wasn't near sparkling already-and I borrowed the ROAR vacuum and bought milk which is affectionately placed in the fridge right next to our nuva rings. (OH MY GOD if my iTunes shuffles to ONE MORE Shania Twain song I'm gonna freak out. They're not even good songs either! If it's gonna play some Shania couldn't it at least be like "Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under" and not these randos from the Up! Album?) 

That's about all I have to talk about. Darn it...it was nice looking like I was actually doing something worth a damn over here on my laptop. Back to Facebook I go! 

XOXO

Cait "Who wants a moustache ride" McKillip