Doubleteamed.

Hiiiii it's Cait. I'm sitting in Study Hours with nothing to do. So fucking convenient that there are days where i have absolutely nothing to do but Facebook stalk for hours on end and then there are other days where i have two 1000 page papers due and 7 exams to study for. I swear that professors intentionally sync that shit up. I guess I could be working on memorizing my lines for Basic Acting, but lesbi-honest, I was an actor at West Branch so learning my lines at any moment before opening night would be straight up ludicrous. Speaking of... it's Hell Week at the good ol WB. I have never NOT missed high school so much in my life. Except for painting the stage...naked..ohhh a splinter! HA well nowww I'm just rambling and typing  out inside jokes that will only be understood by one Elizabeth McCrory (Hi Jizz!).

OK. The REAL point of the post: Anna and I both invited our boyfriends over last night. At the same time. This is the first time we have all four been together since the Golden Rule has been tarnished. Anna and I were really excited about it, like HELL YEAH we wanna all hang out! It's like a double date sleepover! 

Mistake. Those boys ganged up on us worse than Jeff and I gang up on people in CyberSpace. Not to mention they are strangely similar for being so different, if that makes any sense (I know it doesn't..it's fine). We attempted to do a Facebook survey as Anna and I often do together and the boys kept giving bullshit/degrading/disgusting answers, but it ended up getting deleted twice so we gave that up faster than Kim Kardashian gave up her marriage. It was sort of some weird twisted version of the newly wed game, except without giant heart-shaped booths. Really, the only good thing that came out of last night were the grossly adorable PhotoBooth pics Jeffy & I took. One's on Facebook, creep your hearts out.

And the weird thing is, even after being doubleteamed by our boyfriends, Anna and I remain as domesticated as ever! She cleaned the EFF out of our room today-as if it wasn't near sparkling already-and I borrowed the ROAR vacuum and bought milk which is affectionately placed in the fridge right next to our nuva rings. (OH MY GOD if my iTunes shuffles to ONE MORE Shania Twain song I'm gonna freak out. They're not even good songs either! If it's gonna play some Shania couldn't it at least be like "Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under" and not these randos from the Up! Album?) 

That's about all I have to talk about. Darn it...it was nice looking like I was actually doing something worth a damn over here on my laptop. Back to Facebook I go! 

XOXO

Cait "Who wants a moustache ride" McKillip